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August 30, 2004
PICTURE OF THE DAYI have added a picture of the day section next door here. I will try diligently to change this picture everyday... somehow.
August 29, 2004
SEXY PARTY- ACCOMPLISHEDAhh... the sexy party was a good one! I awoke to a throbing headache but that is all. I even got a full 8 hours of sleep, unlike the last time we had people over!
August 27, 2004
'TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLSYea I know, I don't have balls. Lots of cleaning for SEXY PARTY... sweaty haught and almost straightened out... in preparation for cleaning for SEXY PARTY... SEXY PARY... itchy...scrachy...tasty... haught...
Last night I was watching the Top 100 Rock Artists or something or other on VH1. You know how they always have those top 50 or top 100 need to stroke ones ego programming. Anyway, not to get off topic, they had a quick blip on Trent Reznor. Now, I think NIN is ok, not my favorite but I am also not gonna change the station if their on. I have some CD's but never had any die-hard interest. I remember when I was younger and he was in his hey-day musically all the girlies thought he was soooo hot and attractive. I never really saw that attraction… until last night. It just hit me that he really is an attractive man and I was foolish in my earlier years not to see that. It's amazing how age effects everything.
Slightly changing the subject, I must say that I found Stuart Townsend in LXG to be the epitome of attraction to me at this time. I also have to say that Crispin Glover in Charlie's Angels was not bad lookin' either. Yea… I am starting to see the trend here…
As I was turning onto the 95 south exit off of 495 there was this uber uber creepy man dressed all in all white with a large suitcase. First of all this guy is lucky he wasn't hit up to this point because you go round the corner and BAM there is uber creepy man. He had sketchy messy blond hair and just as I passed him I got a closer look at his face. He had those crazy serial killer eyes. You know that glassy wide-eyed look with no real color difference between the pupil and the cornea. I wonder who was crazy enough to pick this man up… everyone should keep an eye out for this story on the 11 o'clock news. I guess the biggest question though, is what did he have in his suitcase? Any ideas… mine is that he had a sleeping bag, some duck tape, a butcher knife and some rope.
Here are few headlines I hope to elaborate on throughout my busy day.
-Vehicle of misery causes idle minds and suicidal tendencies
-Highway killer seen hitch-hiking on route 495
-Age leads to new appreciation of rock star
-Billy Corrigan - distant relative of the Moon?
August 26, 2004
LET'S HAVE A SEXY PAINT PARTYAhh... the dining room is almost completely painted. It is also a complete mess,oh how will it ever get clean for the sexy party...
August 25, 2004
HORMONAL IMBALANCESWhy do women have to have hormonal imbalances? It sucks that at one moment you don't have a care in the world and you are as happy as a pig in shit. Then those wild and wacky hormones kick in and the world has gone to shit. Seriously, I find it quite annoying at times, it really does affect every aspect of your life. For example, clothing. Now, I could wear this outfit, nothing special and feel really good and unconcerned with how it fits and how it looks. However, the next time I wear the same exact outfit, I think it is the most god-awful thing I could ever put on my body. At this point I proceed to change every article of clothing and you know what, I am still not satisfied. Again, I go through a third process of stripping down and putting on yet another completely different outfit and guess what… I hate that one too. In the end, you just put on the original god-awful outfit and feel like crap the rest of the morning because no matter what you put on your body you hate it. Now during this whole fiasco, the logical part of your brain is saying "hey, you wore this outfit last week and it was fine, you are just going through a mood today so don’t worry about it." At the same time the emotional part of your brain is going "you can’t possibly wear this, the color is washing you out and your ass looks huge. Maybe if you put on that pink shirt your ass won’t looks so enormous." Women can never win in this war.
August 24, 2004
DAMN YOU DR. PHILOk, so apparently there are now these Dr. Phil shakes on the market kind alike a Slim Fast shake. I stole one from my mother to try and see what this shake is all about. So the can clearly indicates serve chilled and shake well. So I shook well (shake it like a polaroid picture) and guess what happened... It exploded when I opened it. What the fux Dr. Phil!
What was life like before Aqua Teens? I just can't imagine. What did I watch? That doesn't matter now, all that matters in my TV life is Aqua Teens, South Park and The Family Guy. To think, I used to watch programming like Trading Spaces and While You Where Out. There is no point in watching those programs since I don't own a house. I can get nothing out of it except an even stronger desire to own a home, which I cannot possibly afford.
To think, Adult Swim found it necessary to cut back the Aqua Teens to only one single fifteen minute episode on a Sunday night. How can one survive on this alone? I don't care if they run repeats, Aqua Teens is just one of those programs that I could watch over and over and over again. What were they thinking?
August 23, 2004
ONE OF MY SEXY PARTIES...Ahh... I walked like a good kid today. Oh and new Aqua Teens today.. YEE HAW. Aqua Teens is truly truly fuxed up. I really have nothing to add today.. DAMNIT!
August 22, 2004
COMPLETELY INCOMPLETENo matter how we try to straighten out and clean our apartment... it never seems clean, especially lately. We have the glass display cabinet for our toys up now, YAY, because of this however, the apartment is gross dirty and smelly everywhere else. WHY OH WHY must it be this way? I wish Clean Sweep would come and clean my apartment for me.
August 21, 2004
MINOR UPDATESGood Morning,
I have made some minor updates to my page by adding a blogger profile, friends and links sections. Enjoy
August 20, 2004
CAPTIVATINGI really like this site... I find it facinating. I have that facination with old shit you know. This picture is absolutley beautiful.
Ahh.. so so HAUGHT in HEE-AH! There is nothing worse than feeling hot and skanky (yes yes keep your comments to yourself). I have one key word of advice for those of you lacking sufficient cooling apparatuses in your dwellings... DON'T COOK ON A HOT DAY. There can only be misery brought about by turning on your stove in the summer.
And now for something... completely different.
I don't understand RPG video games. I really can't fathom a game where you allow your enemy to attack you with no defense. It seems quite pointless really.
Baddy: "Excuse me you ugly son of a bith, might I be able to knock you on your ass and cause 10,000 damage points?"
Goody: "Oh yes, but of course, after you do that it will then be my turn to punch you in the face."
These odds just don't seem fair to me.
My friend here at work told me about this story found this article on CNN.
Now, I was unaware that any incidents of this kind happened. This is just one more thing to fuel my angry thoughts toward the Catholic Church. They would essentially rather damage or even kill their followers before changing seemingly simple church rules to accomdate those who have special problems. Since God made this little girl allergic to Gluten then the church should respect what God did and allow her to take a substitution.
August 18, 2004
Musical PersonalityAs I was driving home... sitting in mad traffic, I couldn't help but think about how music directly relates to your personality and mood. I like a variety of music... it's not a very open variety but is variety none-the-less. So anyway, on my way home I was listenting to Garbage. I love Garbage, but I don't listen to them very often so I thought about why. To me Garbage sounds very sexual and aggressive. Now, without getting into great detail, let's just say that this hasn't been my mood up until recently. The same goes for The Cure, now who doesn't love them, especially when you feel very melodramatic. Again, another mood that has be prevalent recently. So, from now on I will let my music do the talking for my current state of mental affairs.
mmm... HELLO KITTY CHECKS! Check out Checks In the Mail I cannot see them at work so they must be somewhere on this stie. I am so tempted... I don't need them, but I want them. Like most things in life, you don't need but you sure as hell want! Oh the temptations is life...
August 17, 2004
WelcomeWell, I am still working on stuff for this site but this is pretty much it. I will change colors often I am sure. Let me know what you think! I do realize it is a little color intense. I also hope to have some entertaining content. Who knows! The day is not yet over and there may be something to share later.
